Monday, March 23, 2009

POOP EVERYWHERE

I was talking to my mom on the phone while I casually picked up the house. I threw away a wet diaper on the floor, I figured Zach changed Jonah and just forgot to throw the old one away. As I carried on with my conversation, I could hear Jonah screaming with excitement from the bathroom.

"Zachary! What's Jonah doing?", I called out. Zach got up to go check and I suddenly hear,
"Caitlin!!! POOP EVERYWHERE!!!!!" great.
"Mom, I gotta go." I could smell the grossness as soon as I stepped foot in the hallway.

Jonah had attempted to go potty like a big boy. Maybe he would have mastered it if the toilet wasn't locked, but I think he just would have just fallen in.
There was poop (excuse my use of the word poop a lot) Everywhere! We found it in places you would never imagine. Zach stepped in a puddle of pee in front of the toilet, and Jonah had smeared poop all over the bath tub, his body, and all over the bathroom floor. Oh it was so bad.

All we could do was laugh as we threw Jonah in the tub and sprayed him down. He's never been happier. Note to self: Onesies only from now on!
The best part about it, is now Zach has it in his head to potty train Jonah! No Thank you! I'm not potty training him until he can say the word, " Potty"! Jonah doesn't talk yet.
Plus, it seems really early to potty train an 18 month old? Is that even normal? Anyway, there is NO WAY I am doing it, my husband can give it a shot and after two hours I guarantee he will stop.

5 comments:

Cristin said...

Yeah. If Zach wants to potty train Jonah, let him do it. You think THAT was a lot of poop, wait for the potty training to begin. Gross.

amber {and co.} said...

Oh man, that is nasty!! Did you get any pictures to show his future girlfriends? :D Hey might be worth giving potty training a shot while he's actually wanting to do it, that would be impressive!

Vanessa said...

Haha, I love Zack's reaction! Hopefully the smell came out! I just wonder if little girls do these things?

Jay & Tammi Roberts said...

Oh my gosh, I don't know that I am prepared for things like that to happen! At least Zach was home with you and you didn't have to clean him up yourself! Good luck to him with the potty training!

Lisa Hobbs said...

Oh, I have been there. Jonah is too funny! Hopeflly, that will be the first and LAST time he does that. Alli smeared poop in her crib almost everyday for 9 months. It is gross, but still better than cleaning dog poop because at least you adore your little stinky one! HAHA!