SICK!! SICK!!! SICK!!! Did I say SICK!? So, I'm starving. dying. Been cleaning the house all night, catching up on the piles of laundry we have from living with no washer and dryer for over a week! Have you ever felt like you go go go all day long, just great and dandy then all of a sudden you just crash, and can't even bare to move one more muscle? That's exactly how I feel right now, as I lie in bed. Anyway, back to being HUNGRY. So I'm starving, but have no energy. I make tv dinner Mac and Cheese. I know, so gross, but yummy too,.. especially when your as tired as I am!
While I am reluctantly making it, I notice a HuGe Black spider coming out of our back door! I panic because I have nothing to kill it with! Luckily my counter top bleach spray is handy to I start spraying the beast like crazy!!
To make a long story short, he or she eventually dies, and is currently dead (better be) underneath a can of tuna, on a puddle of bleach spray that I will wait for my husband to clean up. Now, I feel really sick off all the fumes from spraying that spider. My mac and Cheese is done. I think..Hmm, I wish this mac and cheese had more flavor, I know! I'll put salt and pepper on it!
My macaroni and Cheese tastes like CARDBOARD! SICK! So the question is: Does it taste like cardboard because I'm high off countertop spray, because of the salt and pepper, or is it because I'm eating a TV dinner?
"Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen."-Kevin McCallister (Home Alone)
To make a long story short, he or she eventually dies, and is currently dead (better be) underneath a can of tuna, on a puddle of bleach spray that I will wait for my husband to clean up. Now, I feel really sick off all the fumes from spraying that spider. My mac and Cheese is done. I think..Hmm, I wish this mac and cheese had more flavor, I know! I'll put salt and pepper on it!
My macaroni and Cheese tastes like CARDBOARD! SICK! So the question is: Does it taste like cardboard because I'm high off countertop spray, because of the salt and pepper, or is it because I'm eating a TV dinner?
"Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen."-Kevin McCallister (Home Alone)
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i am going to go with C) all of the above :) what an adventure- i'm exhausted for you! oh and that is one of my all time favorite quotes- yay for Home Alone... think happy thoughts :)
caitlin, I never knew you were crazy too
lol, to Kaci. Anyway, I have had mac and cheese that tastes like cardboard too. I think it is from being stale. Pretty gross when that happens.
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